The ball of kerrymuir (kirriemuir)
2009-05-19
16:39
Bastuvisor
Melodi: Theobald Thor [The ball of kerrymuir]
There were four and twenty virgins,
coming down from Inverness.
And when the ball was over,
there were four and twenty less.
Swing your balls to your partner,
and your arse against the wall.
If you've never get fucked on a saturday night,
you will never get fucked at all.
The village plumber he was there,
he felt an awful fool.
He'd come eleven leagues or more,
and forgot to bring his tool.
Swing your...
There was fucking in the parlor,
and fucking on the stairs.
You couldn't see the carpet,
for the mass of pubic hairs.
Swing your...
The parson's daughter she was there,
the cunning little runt.
With poison ivy up her ass,
and thistle up her cunt.
Swing your...
The prostitute was also there,
she sung her special hits.
Sliding down the riverside
and landed on her tits.
Swing your...
The village idiot he was there,
up to his favorite trick.
He was bouncing on his testicles,
and whistling through his prick.
Swing your...
The village postman he was there,
with a case of pox.
He couldn't fuck the women,
so he fucked a letter box.
SWing your...
Little Timmy he was there,
but he was only eight.
He couldn't fuck the women,
so he had to masturbate.
Swing your...
The village rugger he was there,
the mightiest of men.
Lined 'em up against the wall,
and fucked 'em ten-by-ten.
The village magician he was there,
up to his favorite trick.
Pulling his asshole over his head,
and standing on his prick.
Swing your...
Father O'Flanagan he was there,
and in the corner sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself,
and catching it in his hat.
Swing your...
David Tester he was there,
his prick was long and broad.
And when he fucked the furriers wife,
she had to be rebored.
Swing your...
The bride was in the kitchen,
explaining to the groom.
The vagina, nor the rectum,
is the entrance to the womb.
Swing your...
The vicar and his wife were there,
and the vicar had some fun.
The vicar had his finger in,
another lady's bum.
Swing your...
The village doctor he was there,
he had his bag of tricks.
And in between the dances,
he was sterilizing pricks.
Swing your...
Mrs. O'Maley she was there,
shed had the crowd in fits.
A jumping of the mantelpiece,
and bouncing off her titts.
Swing your...
The huntsman's daughter she was there,
tired from the hunt.
A wreath of roses 'round her ass,
and a carrot up her cunt.
Swing your...
The village butcher he was there,
a cleaver in his hand.
Every time he took the floor,
he circumcised the band.
Swing your...
The village virgin she was there,
all dressed in frilly pink.
She took the boys behind the fence,
and made their fingers stink.
Swing your...
The village leper he was there,
sitting on a log.
Peeling foreskin off his cock,
and feeding it to his dog.
Swing your...
The village cripple he was there,
he couldnät do so much.
He took the girls behind the house,
and fucked them with his crutch.
Swing your...
The village stable boy was there,
the bastard was quite coarse.
We caught him in the stable,
with his cock inside a horse.
Swing your...
The village cook he was there,
the bastard was quite crude,
They caught him in the kitchen,
masturbating in the food.
Swing your...
They were doing it on the porches,
they were doing it on the stones.
You couldn't hear the music,
for the loud and joyful moans.
Swing your...
And when the ball was over,
everyone confessed.
They all enjoyed the music,
but the fucking was the best.